After years of poor choices and questionable decisions, two deeply unserious people have decided to get married. There will be an open bar. There will be pineapples. There will be moments when you wonder how any of this got approved by an adult. We're pretending that we can lose weight by 2027 and no one is allowed to comment when we don't. This is our party and they said we could do whatever we want. So now... we are. You should come if you like drinking, making fun of us and wearing funny hats. No one expected us to take this seriously, right?If you're here, please fill out our stupid form so we can invite you!
Dress Code
The Dress code is Formal Ridiculous.
Wear something you feel fabulous in, but don't take it too seriously. Sequins, feathers, glitter and funny hats are strongly encouraged. Make it fancy, but also unhinged.
Wear something you feel fabulous in, but don't take it too seriously. Sequins, feathers, glitter and funny hats are strongly encouraged. Make it fancy, but also unhinged.
Registry
We do not have a registry since we are moving. You do not have to send us anything, but if you would like to contribute please Zelle [email protected]. We'll spend it all on alcohol for the wedding.
594 Days
Until Our Stupid Wedding
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© 2025, All this nonsense belongs to us.
We appreciate your participation in this legally binding celebration.
Fill out this form to get updates or email us at [email protected].