We sure did, I said "OK" and broke my eardrum. You can watch the video at the bottom of our origin page.

If you received our Save the Date, you're going to be invited. If you just heard about this from someone and you personally know us, then we probably can't locate your address. If you don't fill out our stupid form we're going to assume that you don't care about being invited to our epic party.

Yes, we have booked the venue so if it doesn't happen on July 17, it'll be because one of us has died. Honestly, we'll probably still have the party if one of us dies.

July 17, 2027. It's a Saturday. The wedding will be in Las Vegas even though we will live in Florida by then. I'm challenging myself to a destination wedding.

The official wedding checklist says that we don't have to send the invitations until January 2027.

We're working on that. Please be sure to fill out our form so we can email you updates while we figure out how to do a wedding.

We're quite disorganized. We want to make sure we have everyone's correct address to mail the invitations and an email address for occasional updates. Also, we have some questions about your preferences because we have to order the alcohol ourselves.

Click this link or slam that black button on the homepage. Don't make us hunt you down.

The bride is tired of going to weddings that only serve Jose Cuervo because it tastes like sadness licked a battery. The only option to avoid this trauma is to stock our own bar. So if you want alcohol that you like, we must personally order it. If you don't mind drinking whatever garbage our other low quality guests choose, then you do not have to answer that part of the form, but we'd still like you to fill it out anyway.

NO. The form is to gather information about the people we would like to invite so we can keep them updated and make sure we have everyone's address/ email address up to date. You can still RSVP "no" once you receive the invitation. In the most classy way possible, obviously.

Panic? Just kidding, you can email us at [email protected].

The dress code is Formal Ridiculous. Wear something you feel fabulous in, but don’t take it too seriously. Gowns, sequins, feathers and funny hats are all strongly encouraged. So... it's formal, but let's get weird.

Yes, and it has to be stupid. I'm kidding, but please do not send anything to our current Las Vegas address because we are moving in January.

Look, we know our stupid wedding is going to be really fun and we are the best and everyone wants to hang out with us, but there is a max capacity at the venue. Also, if Beyoncé RSVPs "yes" then someone has to get the boot. If you would like a +1, please fill out the stupid form. There is a question about it in there.

As long as it's not a baby, we don't really care who you bring. Hire an escort, bring your brother, make a new friend in the casino the night before. We don't care as long as that person is ready to slam some alcohol!

We're not friends with any babies, so we’re not inviting any. The only children we plan to invite are grown man children and immature adults who make poor choices. We have not made a final decision about inviting children yet, mostly because we have to pay for the open bar and we're pretty sure your kid can't do a tequila shot. (If he can, let us know when you fill out our stupid form.) Ultimately, we will make a final decision on children once the guest list is finalized and we realize that we don't actually have that many friends.